Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
the people at my work who confuse the sarcophagi for bathtubs and the people who confuse them for marble flower boxes.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful
~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~
its prettier than me wtf
hello darkness my old friend
this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
peeling ginger is so fuggin tedious and i got ginger juice in my eye but i’m making crystallized ginger and shit smells so good already it’s gonna...
If I Had A Heart - Fever Ray
- “Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. This is what love is.”
I want you so much but I hate your guts.
This girl on my floor twerked so hard her tampon came out